gayweeddaddy69:

xeppelinsfw:

it’s not funny to cum, nor is it feasible.

unsubconscious:

Memories by Bouke de Vries

counterpunches:

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

pikachu-says-peekaboo:

saint-megatron:

mercury-moonlight:

thedialup:

thedialup:

you know I couldn’t be a cowboy because I’d be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we’d be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he’d play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he’d finish and we’d both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I’d realize that maybe it wasn’t the touch of a woman i’d been hankerin for

yeah I’ll be honest I don’t know wtf possessed me here

mysticdoodles:

twinsfawn:

barbie dreamhouse baba yaga hut!!!!!

Only a single one of you so far has mentioned ‘Barbie Yaga’ and I’m so proud of them and disappointed in the rest of you /j

gayday:

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

wizardshark:

foxhardt:

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

billspreston-esq:

billspreston-esq:

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

jabberwockypie:

ortusnigenad:

fuckindiva:

Aeschylus’ The Oresteia: Agamemnon (tr. Richmond Lattimore)

#this line fucking floors me every time #idk the idea that 2500 years ago people were consoling the grieving in the SAME WAY #and the grieving hated it the same way. #because being called brave… what choice does she have but bravery? (via @finelythreadedsky)